What did the Comté wedge say to the crafty microbrew? “Comté papa.”

The holes in Emmental are called eyes, and we think they’re for you.

The recipe for Camembert was rescued by a fleeing priest, no wonder some say it smells like God’s feet.

With a strong aroma and a full-bodied flavor, some say Pont l’Évêque smells like a whiff of the Norman countryside.

Produced for over 1,000 years in France, you might say Fourme d’Ambert has passed the test of time.

Monks made the first Epoisses. You’d make good cheese too if your boss were omnipresent.

Looking for the crème de la crème? Triple crème is the creamist soft rind cheese on earth.

It may come from a harsh volcanic terroir, but Bleu d’Auvergne’s creamy texture is anything but.

Nutty but also fruity, Mimolette is a hard cheese with a French accent. That is, it’s deliciously complex.

When Charlemagne first tasted Brie he loved 
it so much he demanded two cartloads.